Monday, May 01, 2017

What A Horrible Trump World

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Dear Cheeto Leader has demonstrated once again to the reality based part of the country and the world just how massively stupid he is by not knowing what caused the American Civil,War.

Sad!  But then again if you surround yourself with and stick your White House staff with know nothing idiots, you're going to look and sound like one.

Big hint Don the Con:  The Southern War to Pereptuate Slavery.was all about the Southern idiots wanting to fight for the right to keep my ancestors permanently doing their work for free while their lazy azzes sat on the porch drinking sweet tea.

Orange Julius's lack of knowledge about the Civil War inspired this latest Moni song rewrite, and this time I'm going the classic route by remixing Sam Cooke's (What A) Wonderful World for the 2K17 times we live in.

So fire up your fave music streaming service and sing along with Moni remixed lyrics

What A Horrible Trump World
(sung to the tune of 'What A Wonderful World' by Sam Cooke)

Trump don't know much about history
Trump don't know biology
Trump never cracked open a science book,
Hatin' on the Spanish I took
We do know that he's racist, boo,
We know that about his voters, too,
What a horrible Trump world this will be
Trump doesn't know any geography,
Thought being POTUS would be easy
Didn't know about the Civil War,
Didn't know what we were fighting it for
Know that slavery was its cause,
Him not knowing that should give you pause,
What a horrible Trump world this will be
Trump always claims he is an "A" student,
But uses words like 'bigly'
Only thing he gets an "A" for, baby,
Is massive stupidity
Trump don't know much about history,
Trump don't know biology
Trump never cracked open a science book,
Hatin' on the Spanish I took
But we do know that he's racist, boo,
We know that about his voters, too,
What a horrible Trump world this would be

History.
Biology
Science book
Spanish I took
We do know that he's racist, boo
We know that about hos voters, too
What a horrible Trump world this will be

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